I
think Snoop Dogg missed his calling as a comedian when he decided to put out a
clip of himself giving Kris Humphries advice on how to get over Kim Kardashian.
In fact, Snoop Dogg was soo blunt and straight to the point with his advice to
Kris Humphries that he left no room for misunderstandings.
Snoop
just flat out calls Kim Kardashian a hoe and says that Kris Humphries should've
never married her because she's not the marrying kind of hoe! He even went so
far as giving Kris Humphries the breakdown of red flags he should've spotted
when Reggie Bush was dealing with Kim Kardashian. Such as when the two took a
trip to Africa. Snoop says Kim Kardashian was more interested in the Africans
private parts then Reggies!!! LMAO!!
Too
bad Kanye West didn’t take the OG’s advice. Now Kanye is now about to become
the new victim of this attention seeker. I'll admit it; I have my doubts about Kim Kardashian and Kanye
West. It all seemed a little too convenieeeeeent. Kim needs to
redeem her image. Kanye needs to be in the spotlight. Their names combine into
the oh-so-cute "Kimye." Wah-lah! Instant made for the media
relationship. But what is this? Could they be for reals, y'all?
Kim
is even planning to take some time off this summer to be with Kanye when he
tours with Jay-Z. “She wants to be with him as much as possible.” Well, duh!
There are better headlines to be had when they’re spotted together. While
some mothers hear wedding bells when their daughters are getting serious with a
man, Kris Jenner hears the sweet
ding of a cash register.
Kris
is already making sure that a wedding extravaganza will take place and for
cameras, again. Because they didn’t learn a thing before. The last time around,
Kim was just marrying a little ‘ol NBA player, whereas this time she’s snagged
herself a megastar.
“Kris
Jenner is ecstatic that Kim is dating Kanye; she can see their celebrity stock
and wealth rising by the day. She is pushing hard for Kim to get her claws into
Kanye and would love it if he proposed. She has already told Kim that if they
make it down the aisle they are going to do it on camera again; there’s just
too much money to be made for Kris to allow this to be done privately.”
Another
source says that Kris hopes that a marriage to Kanye will help wipe away the
mistake that was Kris Humphries.
You know, that guy her daughter isn’t even divorced from yet! “You would think
most moms would be keen for their daughter to take it slow, especially seeing
as Kim’s divorce still isn’t finalized from the last fiasco. But, Kris just
marks Kris Humphries down as a major mistake to be forgotten and is eager for
Kim to move on to bigger and better things, which, she believes, Kanye
definitely is.”
You
have to hand it to PIMPMOMAGER Kris:
she is one shrewd business woman. A Kimye wedding would be a huge payday for
them all.