Today
we will tackle a subject that is dear to our hearts. A subject that not only
defies rationality by men and women but Jesus himself shakes his head. This
subject has been the talk of many nail solons, night clubs, strip clubs, and it
has even made its way to the barber shop. That subject is “Hoe’s Be Wining”.
Now
to you ladies who read this article and think they already understand why “Hoes
Be Wining” you are sadly mistaken. You see only a man can really tell you why
female “Hoes Be Wining” and why so many “Good Women Be Failing”.
Hoes
get married first, Hoes get their own reality shows, Hoes graduate from college,
Hoes even go to church more than most and always talking about God. Now in an
age where reality shows are on every channel so we see a plethora of Hoes
wining; Basketball Wives. The Title of the show is “BASKETBALL WIVES” and the
last time I checked only one of them Hoes married. She married to Doug Christie
and that’s a weird dude anyway. They have two chicks on the show who were
ex-girlfriends of NBA players and they have Shaq ex-wife on the show now. The
name of the show is not Basketball Ex-wives, Basketball Ex-Girlfriends; no it’s
BASKETBALL WIVES. They need to call it “Basketball Jump Offs, or Basketball
Hoes. We’re not the only people who said this before; we are just tired of
hearing the word wives in the title. At the end of the day these “Hoes Be
Wining” and we will breakdown why from a man’s perspective.
Facts
:
1.
Hoes
are freaks
You
see ladies for everything you will not do, another will. Not saying that if you
a freak you a hoe by any means. Hoes understand that what she will not do,
another will. Now we know some of you are saying “I am down for whatever with
my man, if he wants to make love to my elbow its all good.” Then you my friend
may fall into another section of this article.
2.
Hoes
know the option Rule
Ladies,
men are only as faithful as their options. We will repeat that so you understand;
“Men Are Only As Faithful As Their Options”. With that being said let us explain. Ladies
stop saying what you don’t do, and start saying what you would do. The moment
you start talking about what you don’t do a man starts looking for someone who
would do it. So if you don’t have the “I Don’t” gene you are in pretty good
shape, but if you do have this wretched gene ask yourself this “ARE YOU SINGLE?”
3.
Hoes
tend to be Faithful
This
may sound like an oxymoron to you but if you pay attention you can read between
the lines. Most hoes tend to only cheat
on their man when they feel like they are being cheated on. There are two types of Hoes. Hoes in
relationships and Hoes looking for relationships. The Hoes in the relationship
fall into this category. The Hoe who is not in a relationship has not yet fell
into the “Hoes Be Wining” category yet, but with her drive and work ethic she
soon will. You see Hoes who finally feel they found the right guy; they do
everything to keep him happy because they know there are other Hoes plotting to
get where they are. They cook, they clean, they pick up their men from work and
when it’s time for sex they leave their jobs ready to make sure all his options
are eliminated because she is the only option. Once they feel slighted in any
way they revert back to their roots of Hoedem (New Word). And she is off to
find another man.
4.
Hoes
Know when to let a man Win
Ladies,
if you’re ever in an argument with a man and he starts to ignore you but you still
are carrying on you are in danger of losing your man. Check out how a Hoe handles
it. The argument can be over how it is blue outside: Man: “Dang baby its blue
outside.” Hoe: “No it’s not Bae (Hoe
word for Baby)”. Man: “Yes it is, how you going to tell me, I’m looking right
at it?” Hoe: “Ha Ha Bae you crazy, you want a sandwich?” Do you see how she
just let him win and changed the subject in a nice way? It works ask your man,
if you have one.
5.
Hoes
let their man be a man
If
you are always trying to make all the decisions and even if you know it’s the best
decision but your man wants to try something else LET HIM. Support him in his
decision and when it blows up in his face, which it normally does then say “Hey
baby try this”. This is a common rule Hoes live by. If they want to go out to
eat they ask baby what you want to eat. Once they get to the destination and he
just might say “I don’t want this anymore WHAT DO YOU WANT to eat; now you’re
in control.
6.
Hoes
let their Men Hang
Hoes
let their man’s friends come over and watch the game, drink a few beers and you
know what she is doing; enjoying her man enjoying his friends. They don’t ask
what he watching, who coming over, how long their going to be, what time the
game go off. They just sit and laughed at his jokes when she is in on the
conversation.
You
see ladies “Hoes Be Wining” for more positive reasons then you think. Yeah they
have a reputation for being promiscuous and living a life on the edge. Not
everything about a hoe is bad. In fact most people don’t pay attention to the
fact that “Hoe” is a broadly used term for a varying degree of disliked women. Let’s
be real you only hate a hoe because she’s doing things you wish you could! The
High-class Over-achieving Ever-hated on HOE! If he wanted to marry his mother
you would be older and incest would be cool. Stop huddling on over that man’s shoulder
and learn the art of Hoedem. We’re not saying you need to be hoes but
ladies you need to step our game up! so Maybe you can be "Wining like these Hoes"
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